Gearheads

This all started out very innocently. One dude was showing his convertible to his buddy dude. Notice the smoother leather interiors, the sweet paint job, that dude thigh sitting on the passenger seat…

Very quickly, the questions went from, ‘How much horsepower?’ and, ‘What’s the MPG on this baby?’ to, ‘How big is your dick?’, ‘Can I suck it?’ and ‘Can you suck mine?’

See? There are still places a car can’t take you…